youcantbaeawaythegay:

captaincharminghood:

things get heated between the canadians and the americans

*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*

the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

shibeme:

My love for this vine will never die.

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Creep
Radiohead
Pablo Honey
11,600 plays

vves:

Radiohead // Creep

I don’t care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice when I’m not around
You’re so fucking special
I wish I was special

blackaerin:

Have a bunch of space cowboy doodles. I apologize beforehand for icky colors.
My Human Wander is basically what you get when you put Jack McBrayer in all his chinless glory, Wander’s hairy spoon design, a dash of The Two Man Gentleman Band’s pre war inspired fashion, and The Man with No Name’s poncho into a blender and vomited onto a canvas. 
And the reason why middle Wander is suddenly left handed is because I’m so used to drawing Muppets playing instruments left handed and now I’m stuck with drawing left handed instruments on default. Feel free to laugh at me.

blackaerin:

Have a bunch of space cowboy doodles. I apologize beforehand for icky colors.

My Human Wander is basically what you get when you put Jack McBrayer in all his chinless glory, Wander’s hairy spoon design, a dash of The Two Man Gentleman Band’s pre war inspired fashion, and The Man with No Name’s poncho into a blender and vomited onto a canvas. 

And the reason why middle Wander is suddenly left handed is because I’m so used to drawing Muppets playing instruments left handed and now I’m stuck with drawing left handed instruments on default. Feel free to laugh at me.

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

"Here are fifty white guys. Here are fifty black guys. Here’s how many white guys can expect to go to prison in their lifetime. The chances amount to one in seventeen. Now here’s how many black guys can expect the same thing. The chances are one out of three. Why? Lots of reasons. It’s complicated, but one thing is clear: There’s racial bias at every level of the criminal justice system."

— What are your chances of going to prison? | Brave New Films 

ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

sourcedumal:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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shugarskull:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

The weaker species crumbles when not constantly supplied with adoration and approval from women.

torterra:

instead of working on my game project i decided to be a self-indulgent peice of shit and draw my human nomi design

torterra:

instead of working on my game project i decided to be a self-indulgent peice of shit and draw my human nomi design